I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
Unless I'm getting a singing midget telegram, I'm not going to smile
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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