If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
I got written up at work for smelling like sex and vodka. Still not sure how they put that into professional terms.
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
so "excuse the stench" wasn't the correct thing to say when your boyfriend's parents walk in on you shitting. Live and learn
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
Come on in and take your pants off
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