We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
Just once I'd like to throw a party where I don't have to clean up someone else's blood the next morning.
We never did figure out who the stuff on the wall came from, did we?
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
Would it be weird to tell him that on his b'day he's dressing up and we're having weird Jesus sex?
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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