we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
We left the bar in 2 bicycle cabs. It cost thirty bucks and they took us to the wrong hotel. When we finally made it to the right one we ended up in a room with three randos from alaska. Jammed out with them for like an hour. Those inuits are good guitar players
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
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