what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
I don't deserve a penis
They have beer where we have blood.
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
Randomize
