The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
At the airport and im So hungover. Think anyone will help if I put a note on me reading "flying to Boston, please wake me as we board" and then passing back out?
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
I'm actually kind of scared about the prospect of us living together. We're just going to eat pizza and drink wine before retiring to our rooms with vibrators
Nothing has ever been more true. Ever.
Turns out the grown up version of seeing your teacher shopping is seeing your therapist is on tinder
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