just to let you know, don't open your linen closet for a while until i come over with a cleaning kit and geek squad
Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
She face-timed me on the toilet. My dick is never going to recover from that.
Woke up naked on a bed full of money, doughnuts, and keys that weren't mine. Unsent dick pick on phone, and cheap cigar butt on my pillow. Also...I maybe hotwired my car.
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
Is her dick bigger than yours?
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
Randomize
