ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
Fuck you know you drunk when you start signing the Masson impossjvke song to entourage yourself to pee
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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