Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
Someone put a huge skyy vodka bottle in our washing machine. My roommate didn't see it and ran it. The washing machine split in two. #life
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
OMFG "ASS" JUST STARTED PLAYING ON MY PHONE VIA PANDORA AS IM IN THE CAR WITH A CONGRESSMAN FUCKKKK
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
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