Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
I JUST WOKE UP WITH MY UBER DRIVER
did i just pee glitter
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
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