Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
Just bc you put "its cute" at the end of it doesn't change the fact that u have called me a vag twice this morning and its only 10:03
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
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