Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
So I fucked him. Then I MC Hammer'd to the bathroom, where I did the robot in celebration of my accomplishment. And then I spent 10 mins fixing my toilet. But YOLO.
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
Fuck me I smell like cheese
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
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