Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
You asked the dj to play 'who let the dogs out" because it was your birthday. You left the bar and then re-entered to the song
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
No...this little piggys going to the bar
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
Seriously? You DON'T remember putting all those Swedish fish in the waffle iron b/c you wanted "One big Swedish fish?" That waffle iron was a wedding gift.
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
I force fed him french fries and then proceeded to tell him how sexy corgi’s are … it’s safe to say he’s not texting me for a second date.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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