hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
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