she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
I woke up with fried rice in my sweatshirt pocket came downstairs and found all the chicken in the fridge gone. I'm THAT roommate aren't I?
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
Look, when i woke up this morning, I had every intention of being a responsible twenty-five year old, cleaning up, making my budget, and filing my taxes. Its just I got siderailed by pot and downloading classic Disney songs, because fuck adulthood; everyone loves Disney.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
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