why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
My bad man. I was at a strip club, and apparently it's like a big deal to take your phone out in one of those places.
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
This couple is walking their pig around campus
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