So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
I just saw an appointment in my phone called "it's been a month" I think I drunkly did that after I slept with Paul to remind myself to check if I got knocked up... I'm smarter drunk than sober.
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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