Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
I think drunk me is telling hungover me something... I just have to crack the code.
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
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