my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
um i just realized that some of the people at my family reunion look inbred. thats not a good sign.
hahaha beady eyes set close together? defs inbred.
my dads cousin just put a cig in his dogs mouth and says, "look its a commercial for newport!" holy hell i hope im adopted.
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
This tiny Canadian guy just tipped me $20, a piece of gum, and a joint. I wasn't working. He literally tipped me for talking to him.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
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