Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
No subtext here. People are naked.
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
I was stalking his twitter and saw that he used punctuation in a hashtag. Thank god we didn't work out because I can't be with someone that incompetent
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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