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i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."

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(845): View more from New York

our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.

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(760): View more from California

I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.

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(563): View more from Iowa

We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move

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(703): View more from Virginia

spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.

(571): View more from Virginia

whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?

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