Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
My roommate has gone Christmas crazy. It looks like Jack Frost came all over my living room. Wanna come fuck me in the fake snow by the fireplace?
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
What happened to fro yo and sex?
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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