So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I'm at derby!
The kentucky derby! But its night time, theres no way the horses are awake at this time.
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
The cop only confirmed I'm .22% Irish. Then I threw up on him.
Yeah apparently i got lonely because everyone was hooking up so i took matters into my own hands. I woke up on the floor spooning a vaccuum cleaner, a mop, 40 paper cups, and industrial grade detergent.
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
i was too drunk before they even got here. i took all their phones instead of keys and hid them in the freezerr...im an awesome party host.
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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