Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
You called a girl at 4:30am to tell her "your pussy is my top priority" while simultaneously Urban Spooning late night cafes.
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
Love that I’m sending my uber driver a thank you message for taking me home via mcdonalds tonight before I’m messaging my date from tonight! Lol
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