escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
Some lady old enough to be our mom took us home, made me eggs and he still got some. Where do I claim my best wingman/sister trophy?
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
You had one beer and one beer can full of vodka and you took a huge gulp of one of them and called it Emily Roulette
You called me to pick you up from the bar at 9:00. When we drove over the speed bumps you put your hands in the air and pretended you were on a roller coaster.
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
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