hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
Was not aware that standing loudly up off the couch and loudly, drunkenly slurring "I'M EIGHTEEN NOW BITCHES" counted as a primitive mating call.
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