I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
why did they invent bidet's? your butt gets clean when your poop falls in the toilet and splashes up anyway...
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
you know what scares the shit out of me? i have eaten bagel bites since i was a little kid and just in the past five years they started puting "made with real cheese" WHAT THE FUCK WERE THEY USING BEFORE? i mean ive been a bagel biter since the womb
I just threw up while getting a haircut. I'm never trying to accomplish stuff with a hangover again.
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
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