let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
im downtown. alone. lost. drunk. dressed as santa. dont find me. i just heard someone say mechanical bull.
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
Fuuuuuck dude, he’s got #Excel in his Facebook bio; I’m screaming
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