I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
Worst case scenario, I put a giant cork in your vagina so you don't give birth before my birthday
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
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