no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
six ambien and a bong later...he was calling me blueberry princess who need rescuing from the evil oven, and he was sir Eatsalot.
Well. I have your keys. You have my car. Looks like we have a drunkxican standoff.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
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