so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
3 complete strangers have joyously high-fived me on campus today. Tell me why, starting after jager bomb #4.
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
I don't �care how much you're grieving �a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.�
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
Okay so it turns out that my bf keeps a log of every time I sleep-fart. It's dated back to 2013.
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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