people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
just wokeup with my ethics textbook on my chest, animal crakers in my mouth and my dick in my hand. even aristotle doesn't have a theory for this one
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
Walking out of the bathroom and not knowing you have hand soap on the front of your pants so it looks like you blew a load on yourself really sets the tone for the rest of the week...
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
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