Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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