Funny, my mom didn't get it when I said 'that's what she said' after she said 'it's so thick, it's impossible' in reference to my milkshake
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
Drunk tip #47: Its better to overestimate how many plastic bottles itll take to urinate in, rather then underestimate.
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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