omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
I think your dad took our porno
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
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