I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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