her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
"He's not as cute as he was last week" and "I'm not as drunk as I was last week" are basically the same sentence.
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
I just thought I should tell you that I always know what you are doing. Everywhere. Every time. -Your loving Mother
Randomize
