I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
Randomize
