whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
Girl last night got so wet when I was going on down her it flooded up my nose. I nearly drown
I'm at my inlaws playing Scrabble. Go Fuck Yourself.
So some girl kept staring at me and giving me these weird looks. That's when I realized she could probably hear the Mulan soundtrack playing on my iPod...
i just googled "alcohol delivery service". im combating drunk driving one lazy act a time.
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
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