all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
my greatest accomplishment from the city of diplomacy is that i puked at a table of 5 diplomats and my professor and NONE OF THEM NOTICED
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
I had cheese pancakes which is pretty much just melting cheese in a frying pan and then eating it except youre in denial that your life is a wreck
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
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