I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
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