4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
HEY JUST FOUND A SHIT TON OF MONEY IN THE PURSE HE SENT BRB GONNA GO BUY ME SOME MALE STRIPPERS AND BATHE IN THESE TWENTY DOLLAR BILLS
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
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