Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
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