Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
Sitting on the curb by new england comics with a weeping drunk girl who's eating french fries saying she'll never be as successful as her sister the hand model. She's scaring the nerds.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
Did he pick you up in a mini van?
Yes. Turns out my sugar daddy is about to be an actual daddy
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
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