The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
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