Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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