did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
And I just threw up at the table during Mother's Day Brunch.
I swear if she hugs me I'm going to bleach my body
Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
I gave you a 45 minute blowjob. You were inside me for 3 minutes. I'm going to need you to get your shit together.
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
Randomize
