What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
It's a pity Stephen Hawking can't do sarcasm.
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
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