I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
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