I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
I hit him with a car. Nothing says I hate you more than backing into someone with a fucking car.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
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